I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They didn’t stand a chance.
Thursday 12 January 2017
My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
Little Alex was sent back to bed for the tenth time that evening and his mommy is not amused. She says, “Alex, if I hear one more time ‘Mommy, I want this, mommy, I want that’, you will be in big trouble! I don’t want to hear the word mommy again tonight. Now off to bed you go!” There’s a short pause, after which Johnny says hesitantly, “Mrs Diffey, I want a glass of water, please.”
Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
Little Alex was sent back to bed for the tenth time that evening and his mommy is not amused. She says, “Alex, if I hear one more time ‘Mommy, I want this, mommy, I want that’, you will be in big trouble! I don’t want to hear the word mommy again tonight. Now off to bed you go!” There’s a short pause, after which Johnny says hesitantly, “Mrs Diffey, I want a glass of water, please.”
Teacher asks, “Who can tell me the chemical formula for water?”
Little Johnny pipes up, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher is puzzled, “What on Earth are you talking about, Johnny?”
Little Johnny looks hurt, “But sir, you yourself said yesterday that it's H to O!”
Little Johnny peeks through the keyhole of his parents’ bedroom one night. He stares for a minute and then, thoroughly disgusted, shakes his head, “And these people tell me I shouldn’t pick my nose?!”
“You da bomb!”
“No, you da bomb!”
In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.
Little Johnny pipes up, "HIJKLMNO"!
The teacher is puzzled, “What on Earth are you talking about, Johnny?”
Little Johnny looks hurt, “But sir, you yourself said yesterday that it's H to O!”
Little Johnny peeks through the keyhole of his parents’ bedroom one night. He stares for a minute and then, thoroughly disgusted, shakes his head, “And these people tell me I shouldn’t pick my nose?!”
“You da bomb!”
“No, you da bomb!”
In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
About 4,000 years ago:
God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
LEARN ING ABOUT COPY AND PASTE - FACTS ABOUT FARNBOROUGH
There are currently seventeen primary schools in Farnborough.[when?]
- Cherrywood Community Primary School
- Cove Infant School
- Cove Junior School
- Fernhill Primary School
- Grange Community Junior School
- Guillemont Junior School
- Manor Infant School
- Manor Junior School
- North Farnborough Infant School
- Parsonage Farm Infant School
- Pinewood Infant School
- South Farnborough Infant School
- South Farnborough Junior School
- Southwood Infant School
- St Bernadette's Catholic Primary School
- St Mark's Church of England Aided Primary School
- St Patrick's Catholic Primary School
- St Peter's Church of England Aided Junior School
- Tower Hill Primary School
e town of Farnborough in north Hampshire is probably best known for its biennial international airshow. Hundreds of companies exhibit at the show and thousands of people visit. The next show will be held in 2016.
The Farnborough Aerodrome is renowned for its long-standing aviation links. Back at the start of the 20th century His Majesty's Balloon Factory was set up in Farnborough. Since then Farnborough has become well known for its pioneering work , from the first powered flight in Britain in 1908 to the first car to go supersonic on land in 1997. A list of the scientists and engineers who have worked at Farnborough, now a commercial enterprise, reads like a Who's Who of British aeronautical science.
The Farnborough Air Sciences
| Name: The Alexandra Address: 74, Victoria Rd, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 7PH | Rating: 5.5/10 |
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Name: Berlon Address: 113 Lynchford Road, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 6ET | Rating: 5.0/10 |
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Name: Crab and Anchor Address: Southwood Village Centre, Links Way, Southwood, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 0NA | Rating: 5.6/10 |
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Name: The Ham and Blackbird Address: 281 Farnborough Road, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 7LZ | Rating: 2.3/10 |
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Name: The Hawley Arms Address: 51, Churchill Crescent, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 8EL | Rating: 2.6/10 |
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Name: The Imperial Arms Address: 12 Farnborough Street, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 8AG | Rating: 5.5/10 |
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Name: The Potters Arms Address: 182, Cove Rd, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 0HJ | Rating: 5.7/10 |
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Name: The Prince of Wales Address: 184, Rectory Rd, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 8AL | Rating: 7.4/10 |
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Name: The Queens Head [CLOSED] Address: 24, Marrowbrook Lane, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 0AG | Rating: 2.1/10 |
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Name: The Ship Address: 162, Ship Lane, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 8BE | Rating: 4.8/10 |
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Name: The Swan Address: 91 Farnborough Road, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 6TL | Rating: 6.1/10 |
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Name: The Thatched Cottage Address: 122 Prospect Road, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 8NU | Rating: 6.0/10 |
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Name: The Tilly Shilling Address: Unit 2-5 Victoria Road, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 7PG | Rating: 6.0/10 |
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Name: Tumbledown Dick [CLOSED] Address: 227 Farnborough Road, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 7JT | Rating: 6.0/10 |
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Name: The Victory Pub and Kitchen Address: Pinehurst Avenue, Farnborough, Hampshire, GU14 7BF | Rating: 5.6/10 |
Thursday 5 January 2017
Checking in with Alex 5/1/17
We saw Oli for Christmas. Just joking. I'm very tired, I need an early night and a hot tub. One more day to go until the weekend. When we broke up for Christmas I went home and had a ginger beer and a homemade steak and ale pie. My favourite thing about Christmas is the food. On Christmas day we had a nice ham, not turkey. And we had christmas pudding on christmas day and boxing day. I got lots of presents including aftershave; I got a ticket to a concert at Wembley I can't remember what I'm going to see, think it's Robbie Williams; I got a Netflix account, I like watching Gordon Ramsay because he swears a lot. On boxing day morning I woke up at 5am for the boxing day sales, I bought a pair of shoes and a nice jacket. Then I went to my auntie and had a chin wag. For the rest of the holidays I watched James Cordon, I love Gavin and Stacey, I fancy Stacey.
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